Mailing a Postcard

look us up (colloquial): pay us a visit

Chief Rain-In-The-Window

A LARRY SMITH TRAVEL CARD

Old Fashioned Fun

Repeat That Please

Is My Face Red!

Is my face red!: means "I am very embarrassed or ashamed."

No Comfort in the Comfort Station

comfort station: a public restroom or toilet
comfort: a state of ease or well-being

Praying for Mail

Remember Pearl Harbor

The Japanese attacked the U.S. Pacific Fleet at the naval base at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii on the morning of Sunday, December 7, 1941.

A Cat-astrophe

Remember Your Blood Pressure

Florida Prayer

If I get in this gator's mouth
I'll just be fit for BURYING
That's why I pray that HE turns out
To be a VEGETARIAN!

Hillbilly Sitting Room

Are You Friend or Foe?

Army Will Make Men of You

Trying to Make Both Ends Meet

make both ends meet: to earn and spend equal amounts of money. If you make both ends meet, you live within your means and don't go into debt.

Amen

Pigskin

pigskin: 1. the skin of a pig; 2. leather made from this; 3. Informal, a football

The Rooster Crows But The Chicken Lays The Egg

crow: 1. the sound made by the rooster; 2. boast

A Regular Don Juan

Don Juan: A man who is an obsessive seducer of women.
son of a gun: euphemism for "son of a bitch" (a profane term for a man who is nasty, rude or otherwise offensive).

Falsies

falsies (colloquial): pads or breast-shaped forms worn inside a brassiere to make the breast look fuller.

Playing Post Office

Post Office (Wikipedia) is a kissing game historically played by American teenagers at parties.

Navel Maneuvers

In the Dog House

in the doghouse (slang): in great disfavor or trouble.
jackass: 1. a male donkey; 2. a stupid or foolish person.
serve one right: to treat one as one deserves, esp. to punish justly.

Keeping in Shape

in shape: physically fit.

A Little Behind

behind (colloquial): the buttocks.

Hot Dogs!!

dogs (slang): feet.

That's All...

Full of Holes

Weighing In

Rusty Mailbox

In Rare Form

Taken For A Ride

taken for a ride (slang): cheated, deceived, or swindled.

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