Remember Your Blood Pressure

Florida Prayer

If I get in this gator's mouth
I'll just be fit for BURYING
That's why I pray that HE turns out
To be a VEGETARIAN!

Hillbilly Sitting Room

Are You Friend or Foe?

Army Will Make Men of You

Trying to Make Both Ends Meet

make both ends meet: to earn and spend equal amounts of money. If you make both ends meet, you live within your means and don't go into debt.

Amen

Pigskin

pigskin: 1. the skin of a pig; 2. leather made from this; 3. Informal, a football

The Rooster Crows But The Chicken Lays The Egg

crow: 1. the sound made by the rooster; 2. boast