A Peculiar Little Boy

Very PEE-culiar!

Silly Goose!

silly goose (slang): silly person
goose (slang): to grab or pinch someone's buttocks or upper thigh.

A Little Shaver

little shaver: child or young person

Florida Prayer

If I get in this gator's mouth
I'll just be fit for BURYING
That's why I pray that HE turns out
To be a VEGETARIAN!

Amen