Havin' A Good Time

Too Much Beer

Haven't Missed a Shot

War Games

An Optimist & A Pessimist

Bottoms Up!

Needing a Shave

I'm Cock-Eyed But Happy!

cock-eyed: cross-eyed; having a squinting eye; twisted, tilted, or slanted to one side; (slang) foolish, absurd, intoxicated, drunk.

All Lit Up

lit up: drunk

Too Boozy to Write!

Keeping in Shape

in shape: physically fit.